Mr. President,
I am writing to you in the hopes that you can help me. I would like to send you my recent hospital and student loan bills. I am hoping that you can pay these for me, as it will go a long way in my achieving the American dream.
I know that you spend billions on the immigrants pouring into this country because you are such a nice guy, and I was hoping that you can spend a little on me.
I am just a hard-working American (who can’t afford health insurance) who pays his taxes and doesn’t smoke, drink or do drugs. Plus, I behave myself to boot. If you could overlook these things about me, I promise you I will vote for you in 2024.
Roy Hermansen
Coraopolis